Damn nature, you scary.
Coconut Crabs
More like Coco-NOT-TO-FUCKING-DAY crabs.
Vietnamese Centipedes
I wish I had 100 legs to kick you off the planet, Mr. Centipede.
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Geoducks
I WANT TO DIE.
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Goblin Sharks
Who allowed this to happen?
Lampreys
IDK man.
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Sarcastic Fringeheads
GRAHHH. Also, who named this animal, amirite?
Camel Crickets
MY SKIN IS CRAWLING.
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Proboscis Monkeys
How did the Earth create this....?
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Bobbit Worms
Honestly, let's just cancel the ocean.
Marabou Storks
So that's where babies have been coming from?
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Bilbys
It's like a possum and a rabbit had a really screwed up baby.
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Aye-Ayes
That's a hard nay-nay from me.
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Whip Scorpions
I seek a swift death.
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Milk Snakes
Milk? Alright. Snakes? Terrifying? Milk snakes? The worst.
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Giant Isopods
Giant pain in my ass.
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Basically nature is terrifying, and if all the creatures on this list ever waged a war against humans we'd all be dead.
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