Sunday, December 17, 2017

17 Times Doug The Pug Was Your Hipster Boyfriend In 2017

*sips komPOOCHa*

When he wore this turtleneck and asked you to elaborate on your opinion regarding the existentialist theories of Sartre.

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When he went on a solo backpacking trip through Thailand to "find himself."

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When you guys went to some niche bookstore in Brooklyn and you asked him, "Since when do you wear glasses?"

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When he started a lifestyle blog and insisted you get his Timbs in the picture.

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When he asked you if this latte art was good enough to post on said lifestyle blog.

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When he deadass asked if you were into lumbersexuals.

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When he invited you to his new exhibition at a trendy, downtown gallery called "The."

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When he insisted on going "glamping."

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When he went to Nashville to try and make it with his underground-indie-folk-grunge-jazz-Bob-Dylan-with-a-hint-of-Nirvana band.

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When he asked you to follow his underground-indie-folk-grunge-jazz-Bob-Dylan-with-a-hint-of-Nirvana band on Soundcloud.

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When he "dabbled" in horticulture.

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When he dragged you to trendy food joints so he could take pics for his food Instagram. And then edit them in VSCO.

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When he was pensive that one time in the car and told you, "You wouldn't understand."

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When he insisted that your $15 pinot noir from CVS tasted "oaky."

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When he brought up the idea of starting a joint Etsy account.

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When he asked you, "Wait, you mean you haven't seen Garden State?"

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And when he reminded you, once again, to "Please get my fucking Timbs in the shot."

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