It wasn’t them.
"It wasn't me, but I know who did it."
!["It wasn't me, but I know who did it."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-17650-1512072783-1.png)
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"I have an alibi."
!["I have an alibi."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5364-1512072780-1.png)
instagram.com
"Well, I heard a loud noise so I came running downstairs"
!["Well, I heard a loud noise so I came running downstairs"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-12956-1512072791-7.png)
instagram.com
"Hmm? The garbage can lid you say? No, haven't seen it."
!["Hmm? The garbage can lid you say? No, haven't seen it."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-13086-1512072789-1.png)
instagram.com
"Yes, I just got here too."
!["Yes, I just got here too."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5510-1512072787-5.png)
instagram.com
"Oh this hat, it was a GIFT. I don't remember who gave it to me."
!["Oh this hat, it was a GIFT. I don't remember who gave it to me."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5468-1512072778-2.png)
instagram.com
"I'm sorry, no hablo ingles."
!["I'm sorry, no hablo ingles."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-13039-1512072801-7.png)
instagram.com
"What's on my nose you said? Oh, nothing! Ha ha, I don't see anything."
!["What's on my nose you said? Oh, nothing! Ha ha, I don't see anything."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-13084-1512072800-3.png)
instagram.com
"Don't worry, I'm cleaning up for whoever did this."
!["Don't worry, I'm cleaning up for whoever did this."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-13007-1512072779-2.png)
instagram.com
"IT WAS THE BABY."
!["IT WAS THE BABY."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5437-1512072785-2.png)
instagram.com
"It's not what it looks like."
!["It's not what it looks like."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-13082-1512072786-3.png)
instagram.com
"I'll check the tape."
!["I'll check the tape."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-12956-1512072782-5.png)
instagram.com
"I don't know what you're talking about."
!["I don't know what you're talking about."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-17650-1512072790-3.png)
instagram.com
"This? I found it here!"
!["This? I found it here!"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-13084-1512072793-1.png)
Instagram: @themysticautistic
"I'm innocent. INNOCENT I TELL YOU."
!["I'm innocent. INNOCENT I TELL YOU."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-13070-1512072794-1.png)
instagram.com
"Yes, I will ASBOLUTELY help you find the culprit."
!["Yes, I will ASBOLUTELY help you find the culprit."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-12995-1512072797-8.png)
instagram.com
"Whoever did this will pay, I promise you that."
!["Whoever did this will pay, I promise you that."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-12936-1512072802-5.jpg?resize=625:469)
Twitter: @southy_girl
"It's a trap."
!["It's a trap."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5415-1512072803-5.jpg?resize=625:833)
Twitter: @_LottieLou_
"I've been set up!!!"
!["I've been set up!!!"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5494-1512072805-1.jpg?resize=625:468)
Twitter: @PetHeavenSA
"That white thing? Oh that's been on me since I was born!"
!["That white thing? Oh that's been on me since I was born!"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-17648-1512072804-3.jpg?resize=625:833)
Twitter: @MelanieRCameron
"These sprinkles? Yeah, they're not mine."
!["These sprinkles? Yeah, they're not mine."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-17650-1512072805-5.jpg?resize=625:491)
Twitter: @AKCCalmingCoat
"Teddy bear? I don't know him."
!["Teddy bear? I don't know him."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5498-1512072808-6.jpg?resize=625:469)
Twitter: @KrissiDaFish
"I agree, it's a mystery."
!["I agree, it's a mystery."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-17513-1512072806-8.jpg?resize=625:833)
Twitter: @harriepw
"I found it like this."
!["I found it like this."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-17662-1512072807-4.jpg?resize=625:440)
Twitter: @NemoDaDog
"Just examining the crime scene, I'll be done here shortly."
!["Just examining the crime scene, I'll be done here shortly."](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/sub-buzz-5523-1512072809-4.jpg?resize=625:833)
Twitter: @frankmurphy2009
"I'm telling you, he came in, unrolled the toilet paper, and then left!"
!["I'm telling you, he came in, unrolled the toilet paper, and then left!"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-11/30/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-12936-1512072810-7.jpg?resize=625:469)
Twitter: @priusCSGO
"I plead the fifth."
Instagram: @themysticautistic
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